Are You married? Well you know what? It doesn’t matter! This article is for everyone to read. We have compiled 20 of the funniest tweets that every married man can relate to.
Here we go..
1. Seems legit. Doesn’t it?
Remember sexting before marriage? Too much fun..eh?
Well it boils down to this after marriage. Cheers to my married friends. 😉
2. You gotta give it to him!
Really quirky I must say. This twitter handle really cracks me up every single time.
3. Well that’s a new word for you guys!
You’ve got to take some time and admire the beautiful pun being used here by Sara.
5. Relationship Goals. Indeed!
6. Oh No! Not again. I can be romantic sometimes babe.
Don’t give surprise to your wife. You’ll get a surprise of your life. Just kidding 😉
7. Now there’s some reality check guys.
Thanks! No really, Thanks. Wise words need to be appreciated.
8. This is amazing. Atleast she didn’t name the ‘counter’ for you.
Every time! Every single time!
Are we really that stupid what the wives think we are? Just a thought.
9. Joey doesn’t share food! Well, he wasn’t married either.
It’s simply hard to decipher what they want. Let’s leave it at that.
10. Truth is going to hurt. That’s what it does.
A bunch of times? Let’s be realistic here guys. A Million times maybe. #OkSorry
11. Cat be like,”Damn you humans!”
This cat needs simply needs to be trained to be “OUR” cat.
12. That’s New..
Kudos! You’ve reached stage 2. Don’t even ask how difficult it’s gonna be than level 1.
13. Duh, yeah! She’s right maybe?
It’s this kind of one liners that I love. Simple but creative.
14. LOL #Sorry
Well she’s right. We need to be less careless I guess.
15. You’re goddamned right!
10 years down the line of a married life and you’ve become just “man” from “The Man”. It is so true.
16. Grab that towel..wait..
You’re spot on Troy! It can’t get any right. Especially the “last bit” *coughs*.
17. # MarriedPeopleIssues
Get him the new glasses right away! You go girl!
18. That’s some meaning of the famous acronym
Every-time this cracks me up.
19. Wonder what happened next..
Watch out guys. This can be your worst nightmare coming true. #LOL
20. There’s always a wrong way, Josh.
Not just milk. Even apples. I knew you won’t believe me? Even I didn’t before I read this.
Guys, Hope you had a good time reading these funny tweets from married men and a couple of women.
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